How many of you are going to see Fifty Shades tonight? (Related: I'll see you back here tomorrow for a drinking game.)
Book Related Things
Book plots in 140 emojis or less!
Valentine gifts for book nerds.
Poets write the best love letters.
Judy Blume, queen of the internet.
Teenage Jane Austen wrote funny stories for her family.
Movie Related Things
The number of times whips, chains, blindfolds, and other things appear in 50 Shades of Grey.
This Jamie Dornan cake will haunt your dreams.
Surprise, the 50SOG sequels were greenlit.
The greatest 50SOG review ever. The first line alone made me laugh out loud.
Jamie Dornan and Jimmy Fallon do 50SOG in accents.
50 Shades of Buscemi.
And someone is suing E.L. James for ineffective 50SOG sex gel. Wow, I actually typed that sentence.
Universal hired Lauren Oliver to adapt the big screen version of Panic.
There will be a Neighbors 2. Come for the abs, stay for...well, the abs.
Ryan Gosling may join the cast of Emma Watson's Beauty and the Beast.
Hunger Games prequels? I guess there will be a lot of dead kids and Haymitch drinking.
Samuel L. Jackson joined the cast of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. (And don't miss our Hollow City giveaway!)
Every Snape scene, in chronological order. ALWAYS.
Romantic movie gestures that are actually creepy. THANK YOU FOR STANDING UP TO THE TYRANNY OF LOVE, ACTUALLY AND SAY ANYTHING.
Mean Girls and fine art.
Fashion designers take on Cinderella's glass slipper.
The first Aloha trailer.
Emma Watson and Ethan Hawke in a cult movie. I mean, a movie about a cult.
TV Related Things
24 romantic TV episodes you can watch on Netflix!
Coach Taylor has a new show.
Feminist Jamie Fraser. Also, new Outlander trailer.
Laverne Cox will guest star on The Mindy Project. She also got her own legal drama.
A definitive ranking of Veronica Mars characters.
Miscellaneous Things
Gillian Anderson on feminism, knocking it out of the park.
Hot dudes reading. Life is good.
Chris Pratt makes good on his Superbowl bet with Chris Evans.
Greatest t-shirt ever. I need one. Kind of NSFW (language).
Four previously unreleased Spice Girls songs.
Sexy ballet dancer + Hozier = yay.
That's it for this week! Did we miss anything? Will my liver survive what is sure to be the movie event of the season?