Well, ladies and Brian, after weeks of intense hotness research and a frenzy of voting, we're down to two final candidates... and they are not the candidates I predicted. (Thus, my low standing on the leaderboard). I mean, where did this nation of Paul Rudd fans come from? And no offense to Joshua Jackson but REALLY? I like the dude, but there's a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers Pacey, but I love my Prada backpack Patrick Verona.
At any rate, here is the bracket as it stands, i.e. IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Click here for the interactive bracket.
(2) Joshua Jackson vs. (4) Paul Rudd
Given the fact that we've analyzed the shizz out of these guys, from swimfantages to post-teen careers, there's really only one thing left to examine.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
(Don't get too excited, because this section doesn't involve our lips. Sorry, y'all.)
In order to really make it as a teen heartthrob, you gotta know how to lay one on the ladies. And both of these boys were quite adept at shelling out some sexy smackeroos:
Once you're done fanning yourself, take some time to reflect before casting your vote. After all, the victor of this round will forever be known to the world FYA as the Ultimate Teen Heartthrob, enshrined in the Bop poster that hangs in the locker of our hearts. What I'm saying is, this is serious business, people, so CHOOSE WISELY.
Voting ends this Saturday, April 11th at 11:59pm, and the final result will be posted on Sunday.
May the dreamiest boy win!
