Good morning, adventurers! Last week, you voted, and I am relieved because omg Jane Eyre Readalong almost won why would you DO that to me pleased to announce that Choose Your Own Adventure, Mystery Style won by a very narrow margin. So welcome to the fourth installment of FYACYOA: This Time More Acronyms!
Now, I know that you no longer care about Monday mornings at FYA because you’re just biding your time until 9PST, when you can find out more about Lydia Bennet’s Sex Tape. ME FREAKING TOO. Only think how I must feel, because I live in the future and have to wait till 5pm for that shit. Life is so unfair! But while you’re eagerly anticipating that new video, why not contribute to the creation of our new CYOA? Because we are lazy this is as much your adventure as ours, we want you to shape the story. Here’s what we need from you:
MLD Name
Mean Girl Name
Weapon
Motive
Crime Location (general or specific, real or made-up)
High School Cliche
Slang Word/Phrase
As always, Mad Lib it up in the comments, and keep an eye out for your suggestions in the coming weeks. As Mad-Eye says, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!