HEY Y'ALL. This week's Nashville involved a threesome proposition and pig's blood. So yeah, it wasn't half bad! Let's convo.
- Rayna got a court order from Jeff Doucheham to turn over the masters of her album, so she gave them to the po-po. But then she regained the upper hand by singing a duet with Luke Wheeler, which Jeff can then turn into a hit single! Piece of cake.
- Scarlett's on tour, which means that Deacon got to be ADORABLE as the doting uncle.
- Scarlett's on tour, which means she got to sport fabulous pink streaks in her hair.
- Scarlett's on tour, which means she got booed and it was MEGA painful. I just wish she had Patrick Swayze on her security team so he could whoop some ass, Roadhouse-style.
- Peggy bought pork blood to fake her miscarriage!!!!! And now Teddy is stuck with her! SUCKER.
- Gunnar finally wrote a song that was good enough for Luke Wheeler! But now I'm questioning Luke Wheeler's taste.
- Charlie Wentworth is in love with Juliette. Or IS HE?
Best Rayna James Line:
This exchange with Deacon was PRICELESS:
Deacon: "You were right."
Rayna: "What?"
Deacon: "You were right."
Rayna: "Oh, I heard you."
Rayna vs Juliette: (Who won?)
Juliette got to tell off Charlie AND Olivia, but Rayna got to best Jeff Doucheham. At the same time, she's involved with Luke Wheeler, who might turn out to be the flavor of Pralines 'n' Dick. So for now, let's call it a tie.
Best Scene:
Juliette marching into that fancy pants restaurant and telling off Charlie and Olivia because YES!!!!!!! Highly satisfying.
Best Sub-plot:
Seriously, I cannot get enough of this Juliette and Avery friendship! Which I'm sure the show is about to ruin. But when Juliette opened up to Avery about the Charlie Wentworth shizz and then Avery dished about his sugar mama and was all, "You gotta stop giving people all your power," I ALMOST GOT EMOTIONAL YOU GUYS.
WTF:
- Juliette puts her phone in a glass of water to turn it off? Honey, let me introduce you to the idea of a power button.
- Jeff Doucheham's vision for Rayna's album cover was... well, it was something.
Does this remind anyone else of a truck stop gift shop?
Burning Questions:
- You can buy pork blood? Unless you're a vampire or a voodoo priestess, I don't understand WHY.
- How did Luke Wheeler turn into an asshole in just one episode? He was SO GREAT a week ago!
- And why does he have this tattoo?
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- Does anyone feel bad for Scarlett? I mean, I love you, girl, but you're on a huge tour singing for thousands of people and wearing fabulous outfits and staying at nice hotels. CRY ME A RIVER.
I'll turn the soapbox over to y'all. What did you think? Leave your rants/raves/observations in the comments.