Life is Like a Sewer: What You Get Out of It Depends on What You Put Into It
BOOK REPORT for Dodger by Terry Pratchett Cover Story: The Devil's in the Details Drinking Buddy: Warm English Beer Testosterone Level: Epic Talky Talk: Period Piece Bonus Factors: Gumpisms, Weird...
View ArticleTVD: 3-25 Down The Rabbit Hole
The Slayer has Damon tied up to a tree while he roasts a rabbit or sommat, and Damon is awesome *Drink!* with his joke about flawless skin. The slayer *I think* tells Damon he should start talking,...
View ArticleProcrastination Pro-Tips: Better Than Half Off Candy
Hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine’s Day. And at the very least, treat yourself to some half off candy today. HALF OFF CANDY, YEAH! Since I can’t give you candy over the internet, you will...
View ArticleIs Winter the Name of Your New Girlfriend?
Book Report for A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin Cover Story: Yikes BFF Charm: YIt depends Swoonworthy Scale: 0 . . . or 10 Talky Talk: 2 Legit 2 Quit Bonus Factors: Coolest Band Ever, Awesome...
View ArticleCYOA: The Plot Thickens
Last week, you voted to ignore the creepy drama teacher and resist the temptation to snoop around Kayla's house in favor of sleuthing the hot new boy to see what he really knows: Follow Silas and try...
View ArticleDownton Abbey: A Journey to the Highlands
Guys, this is it! Downton Abbey’s 2012 Christmas Special!!! Once we watch this, we will be officially caught up to everyone else in the world. Some seriously game-changing things go down in this...
View ArticleSwoggle Me Eyes, It’s Peter Pan!
BOOK REPORT for Tiger Lily by Jodi Lynn Anderson Cover Story: Tricksy BFF Charm: Yes and Maybe Swoonworthy Scale: -10 Talky Talk: Strong Bouquet, Weak Finish Bonus Factors: Peter Pan, LGBTQ Anti-Bonus...
View ArticleOkay For Now on NPR + Giveaway
If you haven’t read Gary D. Schmidt’s Okay For Now, what are you waiting for? Meghan reviewed it for FYA and loved it so much she made it required reading. I read it on my own and loved it too. We...
View ArticleThe Carrie Diaries 1x6: Endgame
I think we need to stage an intervention with Carrie because homegirl has a saint complex that I cannot deal with. It's too much. Let's all keep this in mind going forward. Thank god Dorrit was in...
View ArticleYou’ve Been Hit By A Smooth Criminal
BOOK REPORT for How to Lead a Life of Crime by Kirsten Miller Cover Story: Step Up 2 This Cover BFF Charm: Love Swoonworthy Scale: 7 Talky Talk: Crafty Bonus Factors: Mysterious Loner Dude, Boarding...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars 3x20: Hot Water
I think I've just realized that the Only Coffee Shop in Rosewood is called "Rear Window Brew." Jesus, Rosewood is like the town equivalent of an incoming college freshman who won't shut his yap about...
View ArticlePicture Pages: Étienne St Clair
Happy Wednesday, y'all! This week's excuse for my Google Image Search binge is the return of Picture Pages, FYA's series entirely dedicated to Google Image Search! The subject of today's swoon? None...
View ArticleDid They Have Brains Or Knowledge? Don’t Make Me Laugh!
BOOK REPORT for Popular by Gareth Russell Cover Story: Kindle It BFF Charm: Nay, Eventually, and BURN IN HELL Swoonworthy Scale: 0 Talky Talk: Gossip Girl Bonus Factors: Diversity Relationship Status:...
View ArticleSwimfantage: Lizzie Bennet Diaries
Y'all, I don't know how your week has gone, but mine has been rough. I mean, school and life stuff is fine, and I've gotten over the fact that I can't eat anything delicious cheese between now and...
View ArticleNetflix Fix: Aisha
Title: Aisha Year: 2010 Netflix Fix: Fluffy Foreign RomCom Netflix Summary: Jane Austen gets the full Bollywood treatment in this contemporary remake of Emma, which follows a well-meaning but...
View ArticleSeeing the Elephant
BOOK REPORT for The Elephant of Suprise (The Russel Middlebrook Series, Book 4) by Brent Hartinger Cover Story: When You See Tt, You'll Poop Bricks Drinking Buddy: Pass the Dandelion Wine Testosterone...
View ArticleTVD: 4x15 Stand By Me
Okay, so I was so tired after working a 12-hr shift followed by 3 high alcohol beers last Thursday that I even forgot to run the ohshitometer! So let me see, what happened? Oh yeah, THIS. Really?...
View ArticleProcrastination Pro-Tips: Men In Tank Tops
Welcome back to your favorite Friday feature that isn’t The Vampire Diaries recaps! Let's take a look at all the links we have this week. Book Related Things My favorite book-related story that I...
View ArticleAnatomy Of A Book
BOOK REPORT for Anatomy of A Boyfriend and Anatomy of A Single Girl by Daria Snadowsky Cover Story: Anatomically Correct Mame-worthy: Yay Swoonworthy Scale: 3 Talky Talk: 2 Legit 2 Quit Bonus Factors:...
View ArticleCYOA: Major Dramz Ahead
Last week, you voted to ask Silas to check out Kayla's house with you (look at you, multitasker!). Let's see what happens next! "What are you doing later?" you ask, hoping that you've done a good...
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