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The Vampire Diaries 4x1: Growing Pains
Greetings, ladies and Brian! Happy Friday to you all! More importantly, Happy Day After TVD Premiere Day! Or, if you'd rather, Happy Day Of A Thousand Tumblrs Of Joe Biden's Face! Equally...
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Ever Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight?
BOOK REPORT for Darkwater by Catherine Fisher Cover Story: Gargoyle-tastic BFF Charm: Eventually and Yay! Swoonworthy Scale: 0 Talky Talk: Gothic Bonus Factors: The Devil, Weird Science Relationship...
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Cover Story: Romeo Redeemed
I'll bet you thought we forgot all about this series, didn't you? Well, you're right! But lucky for everyone, we did remember. In case you're new, or you had too many cocktails this weekend and your...
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Revenge 2x3: Confidence
Let's hear it for the valium! Let's give the codeine a haaaand! Let's hear it for the sedatives! You know I barely understaaaaaand. Hello, Revengers! Remember how I've been...
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Is That A Wand Under Your Hat, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
BOOK REPORT for Under My Hat: Tales From The Cauldron, edited by Jonathan Strahan Cover Story: And The U.S. Gets Screwed Again The Best: "A Handful of Ashes", "Barrio Girls" The Worst: "Felidis" The...
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Gossip Girl 6x2: High Infidelity
This week’s episode “High Infidelity” was actually good, mainly in the fact that it’s the kind of convoluted trash I want from this show, plus I drank several beers. In a nice homage to the first...
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Between Two Lockers With David Levithan
Y'all! Guess who stopped by our locker today? DAVID LEVITHAN!!! As in, author of such great book as Boy Meets Boy and his latest, Every Day. I know, right? Très excitement! And he gave us quite the...
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And The Sky Is A Hazy Shade Of Winter
BOOK REPORT for Ashen Winter by Mike Mullin Cover Story: I'll Never Let Go, Jack BFF Charm: Still Yay! Swoonworthy Scale: 5 Talky Talk: Blow By Blow Bonus Factors: Safe Sex, An Apocalypse, Scary,...
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YA Books That Should Never Be Turned Into Movies
Please welcome Pia to the Smarty Pants stage! She's an English student at the University of Bristol in the UK, and at the ripe old age of 22, she still enjoys watching cartoons while eating cereal on...
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Things I Watched On Three Transcontinental Flights This Month
Hey guys, do you know what time it is? No? ME NEITHER. I just got back from a wedding in Texas and I am so very confused! Yesterday, I somehow managed to wake up at 7am and sit through six and a half...
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Sometimes You Can’t Make Jokes About Lurlene McDaniel Books
Before we begin, I want to explain why I’m using the regular book report format rather than our patented Lurlene McDaniel Drinking Game format. You see, even though this book is both written by...
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Nashville 1x2: Hayden Panettiere Is Standing By Her Man
Breaking news: There's this awesomely trashy new show on ABC called Nashville, and we want to talk about it with you. IS THAT OK? It better be, because if we can't talk to the internet about it, we're...
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Warning: This Is A Dark Ride
BOOK REPORT for Tap Out by Eric Devine Cover Story: Stuff That's Actually in the Book Drinking Buddy: Yes Testosterone Level: 10 Talky Talk: You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth? Bonus Factors:...
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Two or Three Things I Forgot to Care About
BOOK REPORT for Two or Three Things I Forgot To Tell You by Joyce Carol Oates Cover Story: Live Your Life With Valtrex BFF Charm:Nay! Swoonworthy Scale: 0 Talky Talk: Putting the Y in YA Anti-Bonus...
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The Vampire Diaries 4x2: Memorial
Guys!! What did you do today? I had an MRI and it was THE VERY WORST EVER. They're SO LOUD. WHY ARE THEY SO LOUD? I mean, it's just magnets, right? Magnets aren't loud. Fucking hell. It was...
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Procrastination Pro-Tips: Hocus Pocus, Lisa Frank and More
Last week I was bemoaning that nothing funny came out of the Vice Presidential debate. Well, thank goodness for Mittens, because the man does not disappoint and brought us Binders Full of Women, the...
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Hack The Planet
BOOK REPORT for Don't Turn Around by Michelle Gagnon Cover Story: Totally '90s BFF Charm: Maybe Swoonworthy Scale: 2 Talky Talk: Straight Up Bonus Factors: Hackers, Conspiracy Relationship Status:...
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Cover Story: The Unfailing Light
Hey party people! It's Monday, the national holiday for Wearing Your Sunglasses At Your Desk Because You're Hungover. Per yooj, we bring you Cover Story, in which we select a YA cover and create a...
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Revenge 2x4: Intuition
Erin once adopted a puppy She worried he might make her look the yuppy But when he chewed up her clicker Her TV could go neither slower nor quicker She sort of wish she'd gone for the guppy +++++ Oh!...
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Burning Down The House
BOOK REPORT for Burning Blue by Paul Griffin Cover Story: Yucky BFF Charm: Three's a Crowd Swoonworthy Scale: 4 Talky Talk: He Said/She Said Bonus Factors: New Jersey, Epilepsy, MLD Relationship...
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