The Vampire Diaries 4x1: Growing Pains
Greetings, ladies and Brian! Happy Friday to you all! More importantly, Happy Day After TVD Premiere Day! Or, if you'd rather, Happy Day Of A Thousand Tumblrs Of Joe Biden's Face! Equally...
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View ArticleSometimes You Can’t Make Jokes About Lurlene McDaniel Books
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View ArticleThe Vampire Diaries 4x2: Memorial
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Last week I was bemoaning that nothing funny came out of the Vice Presidential debate. Well, thank goodness for Mittens, because the man does not disappoint and brought us Binders Full of Women, the...
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View ArticleRevenge 2x4: Intuition
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