RIVERDALE 1x13: The Sweet Hereafter
Previously, on Riverdale: With the help of Joaquin, our gang figures out that Clifford Blossom and his terrrible wig murdered Jason. (I need fanfic of Clifford Blossom murdering Jason because his wig...
View ArticleTHE ORIGINALS 4x8: Voodoo In My Blood
Previously on The Originals: Sofya obtained a weapon that can kill an Original. Vincent used Davina’s spirit to restore the link to the ancestors. Hayley has one of the bones necessary to The Hollow’s...
View ArticleJust Sit Right Back and You’ll Hear a Tale
BOOK REPORT for Nil by Lynne Matson Cover Story: This Uncharted Desert Isle Drinking Buddy: Gilligan, The Skipper Too Testosterone/Estrogen Level: The Mate Was a Mighty Sailor Man, the Skipper Brave...
View ArticleThis GILMORE GIRLS LEGO Set Could Be Yours
Originally posted here. LEGO Ideas is the fan submission site for LEGO, in which regular ol' Joes design and submit potential LEGO sets. The ideas that receive 10,000 supporters qualify for review by...
View ArticleHancock County Prison Blues
BOOK REPORT for The Warden's Daughter by Jerry Spinelli Cover Story: Robert Stroud Drinking Buddy: Guy Fawkes Testosterone Estrogen Level: Papillon Talky Talk: Chief Bromden Bonus Factors: Prison,...
View ArticleYA Onscreen: Is It Fall 2017 Yet?
Welcome back to YA Onscreen. It's TV upfront week, so there's plenty of TV news to discuss. To the links! The latest on network TV renewals and cancellations. Hooray for most of The CW shows and...
View ArticleI Came, I Danced, I Went Viral
BOOK REPORT for Deacon Locke Went To Prom by Brian Katcher Cover Story: Puttin’ On The Ritz BFF Charm: Let Me Love You Swoonworthy Scale: 5 Talky Talk: I Came, I Danced, I Went Viral Bonus Factors:...
View ArticleFAMOUS IN LOVE 1x5: Some Like It Not
Previously, Jordan rekindles the flame with Tangey, who fires her stage mom/manager, while Paige faces her chemistry with Rainer and Cassie deals with unpaid bills that could get her kicked out of...
View ArticleJane the Virgin 3x19: Chapter Sixty-Three
I don't have the eidetic memory to back this up, but I think that this week's episode—specifically, the abandoned bachelorette party featuring a very drunk Jane and Xo and a very game stripper (Gina's...
View ArticleIZOMBIE 3x7: Dirt Nap Time
Previously, on iZombie: Peyton is prosecuting the dominatrix case from a couple weeks ago. Everybody finds out Blaine has been lying about having amnesia. Major is human, with all of his memories...
View ArticleMatchmaker, Matchmaker, Don’t Make Me A Match
BOOK REPORT for The Traitor’s Kiss (Traitor’s Trilogy #1) by Erin Beaty Cover Story: Montell Jordan BFF Charm: Eventually Swoonworthy Scale: 7 Talky Talk: Go Ahead and Jump Bonus Factor: Mistaken...
View ArticleJANE THE VIRGIN 3x19: Chapter Sixty-Three
I don't have the eidetic memory to back this up, but I think that this week's episode—specifically, the abandoned bachelorette party featuring a very drunk Jane and Xo and a very game stripper (Gina's...
View ArticleTHE 100 4x12: The Chosen
Previously: Bellamy fights his way out of the bunker (Clarke breaking our hearts in the process); Raven chooses life; and Monty says goodbye to Jasper. THIS WEEK ON THE 100 In the bunker under Polis,...
View ArticleNetflix Fix: LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN
Title: Lucky Number Slevin Year: 2006 Fix: Ensemble Cast Crime Thriller, Reminder of Josh Hartnett’s Hotness Netflix Summary: While checking out the apartment of his missing friend Nick Fisher, a...
View ArticleProcrastination Pro-Tips: GILMORE GIRLS and SAILOR MOON swag, GOLDEN GIRLS...
Greetings and Happy Almost-Weekend! I'm here to distract you from being an adult, so let's get to it: Book Related Things My girl Hannah Gomez wrote this awesome piece regarding the important...
View ArticlePenguin Teen Game-Changers: FOREST OF A THOUSAND LANTERNS
All week long, Penguin Teen has been unveiling five game-changing novels hitting the shelves over five weeks in the fall. With today's final reveal, y'all's fall reading lists will basically be set,...
View ArticleOpen Thread: May 19-21
What a news week. (On top of the regular dumpster fire, the news of Chris Cornell's death was a horrible blow.) Let's cheer ourselves up with commenting on the open thread, brought to you by the...
View ArticleA Highly Scientific Analysis of EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING
The film adaptation of Nicola Yoon's Everything, Everything arrived in theatres today. So let's step inside the FYA laboratory to analyze... well, everything, everything. (In the interest of...
View ArticleTHE ORIGINALS 4x9: Queen Death
Previously on The Originals: Vincent had an unhealthy relationship with a creepy grimoire. The Hollow hid inside Sofya. Hayley learned The Hollow was part of the origin of the werewolf curse. Davina...
View ArticleThat’s Me In The Corner, That’s Me In The Spotlight
BOOK REPORT for The Names They Gave Us by Emery Lord Cover Story: Daily Devotional BFF Charm: Big Sister Swoonworthy Scale: 5 Talky Talk: Lord Almighty Bonus Factors: Summer Camp, Group Dynamic...
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