The Colors of Madeleine Blog Tour: Begging for Blues
Next week, I'll be reviewing Jaclyn Moriarty's new book, A Corner of White. It's the first in a trilogy called The Colors of Madeleine, and the first thing I though when I saw that cover was, "Yikes....
View ArticleProcrastination Pro-Tips: More GoT Than You Can Shake A Stick At
Happy Friday, once again! This has been an emotional week for me. What with the tough matchups Teen Movie March Madness and the actual March Madness in which my alma mater played with my emotions and...
View ArticleA Star Is Born
BOOK REPORT for Starstruck by Rachel Shukert Cover Story: Big Face Glamor BFF Charm: Sassy Gay Friend Swoonworthy Scale: 4 Talky Talk: Positively Swell Bonus Factors: Golden Age of Hollywood, Studio...
View ArticleTeen Movie Madness: The Molly Ringwald Division Finals
IT HAS ALL COME DOWN TO THIS. Well, my part in this March Madness has all come down to this, anyway. It's The Breakfast Club vs Mean Girls! Molly Ringwald vs Lindsay Lohan! Ally Sheedy vs Lizzy...
View ArticleCYOA: This Is How You Remind Me
Alright, Nancy Drews, let's get down to business. Last week, you were able to examine Kayla's phone, where you discovered some very inappropriate texts from Daddy Long Legs, aka your drama teacher,...
View ArticleShe’d Love You To Love Her
BOOK REPORT for Loose Girl: A Memoir of Promiscuity by Kerry Cohen Cover Story: Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before? BFF Charm: No, But . . . Swoonworthy Scale: 3 Talky Talk: Straight Up Girl With Low...
View ArticleTeen Movie Madness: The Freddie Prinze, Jr. Division Finals
It's here, y'all! My easily prophesized Battle of Paul Rudd! To prepare yourself for the Rudd-tivities, test your knowledge of Paul Rudd's face. (I got four wrong -- clearly, a marathon study sesh is...
View ArticleThe Carrie Diaries 1x11: Identity Crisis
After last week's amazing episode, The Carrie Diaries fell back into its previous wavering territory except you know, for that scene that made me cry. Yep. Cried during The Carrie Diaries. It's...
View ArticleCan You Paint With All The Colors Of Madeleine
BOOK REPORT for A Corner of White (The Colors of Madeleine: Book 1) by Jaclyn Moriarty Cover Story: Sixth Doctor BFF Charm: Eventually Swoonworthy Scale: 2 Talky Talk: Music Video Bonus Factors: The...
View ArticleTeen Movie Madness: The Matthew Broderick Division Finals
Well, my friends, we've made it. We've reached the Matthew Broderick Division Finals. It's taken many difficult decisions and hours of anguish to reach this point, and I want to say that I'm proud of...
View ArticleCooking TragicLee: The Breakfast Club
Happy March Madness, y'all! The odds are thus far ever in my favor because I actually cooked a successful meal! For this month's Cooking TragicLee, I prepared a breakfast pizza in a most tenuous...
View ArticleWho Run Bartertown
BOOK REPORT for Wasteland by Susan Kim & Laurence Klavan Cover Story: Dystopia Parking Lot BFF Charm: Maybe? Swoonworthy Scale: 4 Talky Talk: Drum Solo Bonus Factors: Overlord, Dystopia...
View ArticleTeen Movie Madness: The Kirsten Dunst Division Finals
Today we bring you our final Elite Eight match of the week. And the last time you’ll see me pimping my favorites in the Kiki Division as next week brings the Final Four and all hell (and divisions!)...
View ArticleLizzie Bennet Diaries: The End
Today, the final episode of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries aired, and I’m not really sure what to think. Last month, when it was announced that the show would end at 100 episodes, I started going to...
View ArticleNashville 1x15: When You’re Tired Of Breaking Other Hearts
Hey y'all! Nashville is back from its hiatus, and I'm so relieved!! Even though this episode kind of sucked, we got to see Deacon hanging out with his new puppy, which means it was still the best hour...
View ArticleTVD: 4x18 American Gothic
Looks like the girls traded up from Damon's muscle car to a Porsche SUV, but comfy leather seats and the ability to accelerate out of a problem hasn't solved theirs. Because Rebekah and Elena are...
View ArticleProcrastination Pro-Tips: Skarsgårds, Forever!
Guys, there are SO MANY THINGS ON THE INTERNET THIS WEEK. Seriously, I wasn’t even TRYING and I have more to link you than my tired brain can possibly write blurbs about. So let’s do this! Book...
View ArticleSince When Are Teachers Allowed To Care About Their Students?
BOOK REPORT for Period 8 by Chris Crutcher Cover Story: Where's Waldo? Drinking Buddy: Close the Teachers' Lounge Door Testosterone Level: Ironman Talky Talk: Cast of Thousands Bonus Factors: Cool...
View ArticleTeen Movie Madness: Final Four (Part One)
Happy April Fool's, y'all! Oh, and Easter Monday, I guess. But since neither warrant a stat holiday, the most important thing in the history of the universe to ever happen on April 1st is the start of...
View ArticleCYOA: Is This Some Kind of Joke?
Last week, Silas found out that Mr. Crane's a wanted sex offender (where's Stabler and Benson when you need 'em?), so the two of you concocted a plan to record that skeeze 'fessing up about Kayla. But...
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