Y'ALL. We are a mere two days away from Halloween.
Now, if you're anything like me, this means you're currently panicking because a) your roommate moved out and took half of your costume closet with her; b) the wardrobe department at your place of employment was closed for reasons that remain unclear; and c) you're actually really bad at planning Halloween costumes.
Luckily for you, I brainstormed some costume options for people who, like me, possess a limited wardrobe. No tricks; only treats, y'all!